SHEEP AND STONEHENGE

The influence of sheep on humankind can be traced to 2950 BCE, during the initial creation of Stonehenge. There have been countless theories about the purpose of Stonehenge. Was it a place of religious significance?  An ancient astroarchaeological site?  
 
The truth is that Stonehenge is none of these. It was built by sheep to confuse mankind for all eternity. They just threw it up there, no regard for astral positioning, magnetic fields, or geometric formations—and for centuries they have watched us from the hillsides of Salisbury plain, laughing at us and our overactive, misdirected imagination.