They are all around us, in person and in likeness. They have permeated our culture and subjugated our society through covert operations and the formation of secret societies. Their goal is world domination, and they intend to do this by keeping us dependent on them. We count them on sleepless nights**, are sung unending songs by them on children's television, and are obsessed by their disappearance from small females with funny names.

We are the marionettes and they are the ones holding the strings. They must be stopped.

**The act of "counting sheep" was perpetuated by sheep themselves. It is a metaphor for sheep lulling mankind into a sleep-like trance as they mobilize against us. That, and there is inherent symbolism in the sheep jumping over the person counting the sheep—the elevation of the sheep race over humans.