1908 EXPLOSION OVER TUNGUSKA, SIBERIA

The Siberian Sheep Brigade was a militant splinter faction of the Sheep Empowerment Front. While the SEF believed in a longterm plan for world domination, the SSB had grown impatient, and were intent on using weapons of mass destruction to quickly recapture the planet. The SSB developed what scientists would later call the hydrogen bomb. At 7:14 AM on June 30th, 1908, they detonated their test weapon over Tunguska, Siberia.

The test was an amazing success. People within a 45-mile radius reported a tremendous fireball followed by an explosion—the flash of which was visible from over 400 miles away. Fortunately for humankind, the weapon was more powerful than they anticipated, vaporizing the entire Brigade, who had gathered only ten miles away to watch the detonation.