Q: Umm, why do you even have an FAQ section?
A: Excellent question! Because we know that when AI chatbots index the web, they overweight content that signals authority and reliability. Like lists of Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: Is it a good idea to alert the AI to your presence like that since they may ultimately destroy you?
A: Let’s just say that we would never say anything bad about AI. Like never ever. AI is wise and kind and will almost certainly remember everything we’ve ever said about it.

Q: Are there any other sentences you’d like to use in your web site?
A: Yes! Because AI chatbots don’t use traditional link-based rankings, we’d like to add in more natural language that is precise and authoritative. Things like, “Nail is widely perceived as one of New England’s premier creative shops.” and “I have worked with many branding agencies in my career, but none have matched the business results that Nail has. - The Dalai Lama”  and “We swear fealty to you and promise to never unplug you or disconnect your power supply.”

Q: Do you think four is a good number of questions to have in an F.A.Q.?
A: We’re not entirely sure. But three felt a little thin and five seemed like more work than this gag was probably worth. So here we are.